She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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