it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
