You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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