My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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