Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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