READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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