capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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