Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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