We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
