I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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