So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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