Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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