But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think I died a long time ago.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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