just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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