OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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