i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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