You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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