Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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