Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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