hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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