I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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