I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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