and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
