Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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