yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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