Banned from zoo.
Again?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
try to milk me bitch
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