About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
