She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I believe in your delicious
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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