There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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