My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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