Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
tell me about the fingering
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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