I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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