I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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