Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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