i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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