Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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