You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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