Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
