whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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