You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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