Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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