Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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