Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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