Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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