I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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