Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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