I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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