At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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