One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Found the puke drawer
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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