Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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